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Before I get my morning cup of coffee I may as well be drunk. I am definitely not one of those people who wakes up feeling clear and refreshed. It would be perfect if I didn’t have to budge from my bed before having my coffee, but unfortunately this isn’t so and I have to function somewhat…if you can even call it that. Fortunately, this hasn’t been disastrous, but it sure is teeter tottering on the edge. For instance, I have totally…
…forgotten how to make coffee and have to stand there for a minute and consider the process
…poured whole beans into my coffee machine filter before grinding them
…started the brew cycle without any water
…sat down to catch up on my morning news/blogs while waiting on my coffee to finish brewing and read the same sentence 50 times before understanding it
…snuck around, literally tiptoed, around the house in hopes of having a cup of coffee before my son wakes up
…thought for a brief moment that I really can fly/did strike it rich/was on vacation/the more I ate the skinnier I became
…answered a phone call and have NO CLUE what I said in the conversation and wonder what I said for the rest of the day
…felt really angry for no reason and snarl at anyone who speaks to me
…posted a Facebook/Twitter status I completely regret later
…had no clue what day it is, or cared for that matter
You may be laughing, but I’m willing to bet tomorrow’s morning cup of coffee that you have done most of these things yourself. Don’t judge.